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meet our wedding
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We wouldn't be who we are without these folks. Learn more about our rag-tag crew that will be standing besides us on the day.
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FLOWER GIRLIE
- VOTED MOST INTIMIDATING STARE
- EXTENSIVE HAT COLLECTION
- MAYOR OF HOGTOWN,USA
- HAS NEVER PAID TAXES
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FLOWER GIRLIE
- HANGS OUT EVERY TUESDAY WI/ UNCLE RAE & AUNT JOE.
- PRESIDENT OF THE MISS RACHEL FAN CLUB
- SWEETEST BULLY IN THE EAST
- ON THE NO FLY LIST
YEARS KNOWN: 22
- TWO TIME WORLD TETHERBALL CHAMPION
- MUSE FOR RAE'S 'WHERE'S WEEN' COLLECTION
- IN A ONE-MAN WHITESNAKE COVER BAND
- DOESN'T RESPECT THE CINEMATIC VISION THAT IS, SCREAM TEAM
- SURVIVOR OF THE GREAT FALL OF'08, '12 , '13 , '14 , & '15.
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YEARS KNOWN: 17
- HAS THE BODY SHAPE OF A "DYSON BALL VACUUM"
- BEEN DEPORTED FROM CANADA (TWICE)
- IS ACTUALLY BALD
- THE ARTIST BEHIND RAE & JOE'S MATCHING TATTOOS
YEARS KNOWN: 21
- PART-TIME PROP COMEDIST
- FULL-TIME WIG COLLECTOR
- TINA TURNER IMPERSONATOR
- "FORCED" BIG CHAIR ENTHUSIAST
- KAHUNAVILLE DENIER
YEARS KNOWN: 31
- IS A PROFESSIONAL KNOB TWISTER
- HAD JOE CONVINCED FOR 2O YRS THAT A NIPPLE FISH WAS REAL
- CHRONIC TENNIS ELBOW SURVIVOR
- HEAD TOO LUMPY FOR A BUZZCUT
- HAS NO ISSUES TRAVELING TO CANADA
